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What did the older chimney say to the younger one? A mermaid, of course. Which plant rules the garden? Why did the skeleton hit the party solo? He had no body to go with him. What does the cobbler say when a cat wanders into his shop? Why was the poor guy selling yeast? To raise some dough. His mummy, of course. What do you call a pooch living in Alaska? Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
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Worst case of suicide he had ever seen. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? And possibly use a lubricant. Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
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What did the banana say to the vibrator? Why are YOU shaking? They both suck for four quarters. A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off. What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A Quarter Ponder with Cheese. What do priests and Mcdonalds have in common? They both stick their meat in year-old buns. What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather…. Why do men get their great ideas in bed? A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. What do the Mafia and a pussy have in common? How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None, they all sit in the dark and cry. How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture. How do you kill a retard? Why did God give men penises? When do you kick a dwarf in the balls? When he is standing next to your miss saying her hair smells nice. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis, her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue. What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common? They both only change their pads after every third period! What do you call a bookworm who gets eaten by a cannibal? What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?